A field guide for professionals who are tired

Make LinkedInweirdagain.

A four-week cohort for the tiny tribe of professionals who would rather sound like themselves than sound like a Q3 earnings call. We'll un-corporate your writing, find your voice in the wreckage, and quietly make you the most interesting person in your feed.

Save my spot →or scroll & judge firstcohort two · 7 spots left
↳ 4 weeks · live · on zoom↳ 10 humans only↳ thursdays 12:00 — 1:30 pm et
It's just content. ✺ Relax your butthole. ✺ I mean it. Right now. ✺ Stop sounding like a press release. ✺ You're not LinkedIn-official, you're a person. ✺ Yes, weird. As in: you. ✺ Cringe is a feature, not a bug.It's just content. ✺ Relax your butthole. ✺ I mean it. Right now. ✺ Stop sounding like a press release. ✺ You're not LinkedIn-official, you're a person. ✺ Yes, weird. As in: you. ✺ Cringe is a feature, not a bug.
Section 01 · The Bad News

LinkedIn is boring.

Sorry. Someone had to put it in a font this big.

Symptom #1 — the chorus

Everyone sounds like the same memo.

You've seen the post. “I'm humbled and excited to announce…” The same five hooks. The same three-act vulnerability arc. The same picture of a half-eaten breakfast shaped like a metaphor.

It's not because people are bad writers. It's because they're writing in a costume — one that fits nobody and flatters fewer.

the costume is the problem. take it off.

Symptom #2 — the freeze

You have thoughts. You also have a panic attack about typing them.

What if a coworker reads it? What if a customer reads it? What if nobodyreads it? (All three are equally terrifying and that's the secret.)

Symptom #3 — the void

4,812 connections. Zero actual humans.

A network is what you have when the people in it would reply to a real message at 9pm on a Tuesday. Anything else is a spreadsheet.

Ready to stop posting like a Linkedin-shaped chatbot and start posting like, you know. a person?

yes please →

Section 02 · The Good News

What you actually learn.

Not a list of vibes. A list of things that happen to you over four weeks. Some of them will feel embarrassing. That's how you know they're working.

  1. 01

    the voice thing

    Find a voice that sounds like the way you actually talk.

    No AI ghosts. No 'as a leader in the space.' You'll write the way you'd describe your job to a friend at a bar who is one drink in and listening.

    ← yes this is the whole thing

  2. 02

    the unstucking

    Get un-blocked. Permanently. Like a plumber for your draft folder.

    Frameworks for hooks, structures for stories, exercises for shaking ideas loose. No pretending writer's block doesn't exist — actual tools for when it shows up.

    we do this in week one

  3. 03

    the receipts

    Build real connections, not a follower number.

    We'll teach you how to talk to one person and accidentally reach a thousand. Strangers will DM you to say 'this is exactly what I needed.' That is the whole game.

    this part is the fun part

  4. 04

    the audience un-pleasing

    Stop optimizing for people who were never going to like you anyway.

    The algorithm wants you generic. Your taste wants you specific. We'll help you side with your taste. It pays better in the long run, we promise.

    spicy. we know.

  5. 05

    the standout

    Make posts that are physically impossible to scroll past.

    Not because they shout. Because they sound like a human noticed something specific and bothered to say it out loud. That's the whole trick. We just give you the reps.

    ← the actual cheat code

  6. 06

    the joy thing

    Like writing again. Actually. Without the dread.

    Most professionals hate writing because they've only ever written for performance reviews. We re-introduce you to writing as a thing you do because it feels good.

    this is the sneaky benefit

10 humans per cohort ♥ 4 weeks on zoom ♥ no jargon allowed ♥ no thought-leaders allowed either ♥ we read your drafts out loud ♥ we laugh with you not at you. mostly.10 humans per cohort ♥ 4 weeks on zoom ♥ no jargon allowed ♥ no thought-leaders allowed either ♥ we read your drafts out loud ♥ we laugh with you not at you. mostly.

Section 03 · Evidence Submitted

Real humans. Real receipts.

no faceless avatars, no “industry leader” bios. these are people you could meet at a brunch.

RM

Romina Massa

Recruiter, mostly retired from being normal online

I now have a stronger sense of voice, confidence to write things I thought were 'too much,' and some incredible new friends who get it. If you've been thinking about joining for next cohort, this is your sign.
Cohort OneSubmitted as evidence
AF

AJ Frye

CEO of Diana Producer-Type-People

Being part of this group gave me so much courage to post. It made me realize — it doesn't have to be perfect, just get it out there. By the end of the month I'd written my best-performing post… and then topped it.
Cohort OneSubmitted as evidence
SC

Stepan Chong

Product designer, formerly a guy who only liked posts

This class was just what I needed. I got 10× more impressions and a 205% engagement boost. But more importantly: I stopped being embarrassed by my own writing.
Cohort OneSubmitted as evidence
MP

Mike Portz

Lawyer. Now a 'lawyer with a side hobby of being readable.'

Jillian is one of the few coaches who not only gives you information, but invests her energy in helping you succeed. If there's something you don't understand, she works with you until you get it. She's a true expert at helping me find my voice.
Cohort OneSubmitted as evidence

Section 04 · The Line Graphs

Don't take our word. Take the line graphs.

Real LinkedIn analytics from real cohort participants who, four weeks earlier, had genuinely never posted before. The graphs don't lie. Mostly.

Impressions · @romina● live
last 28 days

week 2 — “the embarrassing one”

Reactions · @aj● live
last 28 days

best-performing post ever ↑

Profile views · @stepan● live
last 28 days
DMs from strangers · @mike● live
last 28 days

← these are now real friends

Note: graphs are stylized but the numbers are real. We can't paste your friends' analytics dashboards on the internet. That would be rude.

Section 05 · The Inventory

What's actually in the box.

This isn't another “course you'll never finish.” It's an intimate, ten-person experience designed to actually get you posting. There is no pdf you download and forget about.

  • Four-week guided cohort

    Live, on Zoom, with a real human watching your face.

  • Weekly writing exercises

    Specific. Not 'go journal.' Things like 'write the post you'd be most embarrassed to publish, then publish it.'

  • Private WhatsApp groupthe favorite

    Where we read each other's drafts at midnight and tell the truth, gently.

  • Accountability partner

    We pair you up. They will text you. You will post.

  • Lifetime access to materials

    PDFs, prompts, frameworks, recordings. You keep the whole library.

  • 1:1 coaching add-on (optional)

    If you want Jillian's eyes on your stuff personally. Most don't need it. Some live for it.

Section 06 · The Q&A Column

Questions you have.

answers we have. mostly. some of them are jokes.

Q · 01

What does 'weird' even mean?

ASpecific. Honest. Sounds like you and not like a chatbot trained on press releases. We don't mean 'wear a costume' weird — we mean 'stop sanding off everything that makes you you' weird. (Yes, there is a difference. We'll show you.)

Q · 02

Can I expense this through my company's L&D budget?

AProbably, yes. We'll send you a real invoice with a real EIN and a real description that says 'professional development.' Several people have done this. Nobody has been fired for it. Yet.

Q · 03

Is this course right for me if I'm just starting on LinkedIn?

AEspecially yes. It is much easier to learn a voice from scratch than to un-learn the corporate one you've been performing for fifteen years. (Sorry, fifteen-years-in people. We love you. We're still going to make you unlearn things.)

Q · 04

Do I have to post every day to see results?

AGod, no. We'd rather you post one thing a week that you actually meant than seven things a week that you didn't. Cadence is a downstream problem; voice is the upstream one.

Q · 05

What if I'm in a 'boring' industry?

AThere is no such thing as a boring industry. There are only people who haven't found the weird, specific, interesting thing about their industry yet. We do that on purpose in week two.

Q · 06

Will this help me get clients / job opportunities?

AIt very often does — but as a side-effect of sounding more like yourself, not as the goal. If your only goal is leads, please go buy a different course; that one's not us and we'll just annoy each other.

Q · 07

How much time will this actually take each week?

ARoughly 90 minutes live, plus 1–2 hours of writing on your own time. If you can find time to scroll, you can find time to do this.

Q · 08

What if I can't make one of the live calls?

AWe record everything and post it within 24 hours. The WhatsApp group will not let you ghost. You will, in fact, be missed.

Q · 09

What if I join and realize this isn't for me?

AFull refund inside the first week, no eye contact required. We'd rather have nine people who want to be there than ten people who don't.

got a question we didn't answer?
email us and we'll add it. that's how this list grew.

Section 07 · Yes / No

Get on the list.

Next cohort opens for ten people. We don't spam, we don't drip, we don't “nurture sequence” you. One email when the doors open. That's the whole arrangement.

ten spots. we mean it. last cohort sold out in 41 hours.

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Tell us where to find you.

We'll email you exactly once when the next cohort opens.

No drip sequence · No sales call · No “hey just circling back”